Cadillac Cope de Ville @multiocular@shrike.club

"work as play" is one of the more grim concepts we have in capitalist society and i think we've never had a better time to explore it conceptually then now when the increasingly unhinged middle class decided to playact customer/consumer roles in the comfort of their own home

every bed i can sleep on is a queen size bed

YES!!!!!!! YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! https://twitter.com/Adequate_Scott/status/1295696740188917761

today's affirmation

i forgot to update but apparently we raised the entirety of the money required for this in less than 24 hours so i guess when i say everybody love me i'm actually correct

putting this here for people not on the bad site: we are making some moves and i need YOUR help to get through this. donations and boosts are appreciated https://www.gofundme.com/f/ori039s-urgent-uk-visa-fund?utm_source=customer&utm_medium=copy_link&utm_campaign=p_cf+share-flow-1 https://twitter.com/seraphsight/status/1291051668713472000

pov: you are taking cid's to-go order at bojangles

on a prior shift i had a dude whose outfit had a baby yoda impact font meme on a solid colour t shirt. i get some characters here

within 15 minutes i have seen:
- a dude with an airhorn ringtone at max volume
- a dude who presented me with a sick haul of dvds that consisted of star wars episode 2 and 3, the complete deathly hallows, and a copy of bad boys

still getting through How to Read Donald Duck, ruminating on this very good passage

one must imagine sisyphus bappy

minor fortune today, in the form of a potent and novel description of you by someone else

sp planning going great

i haunt you all as well

woke up today and forced the discord server to start talking about mimes. if you are caught within my range when i wake up you are forced to play in my space

got a fit like jesus call that cross-dressing

jump in the line, rock your body on time
[kh in a nutshell text to speech] ok i believe you

day in and day out i bring home the fucking bacon

am i being insulted