briar @nibl8@shrike.club

i am reflecting on my 2+ years of working in childcare and tbh as much as everyone though their mom had eyes in the back of their head when they were kids i think you were just nowhere near as slick as you thought you were lmao

guy in my russian history class: i heard putin has been pushing away his closest advisors, is that true?

my professor: yeah, he never calls me anymore

not to be a dyke but i just brushed a girls hair for 20 minutes, carefully undoing the knots in her hair and then braided it as she told me all about disney pixar and it’s effects on the animated film industry and there really isn’t anything better than that

sewing is a fantastic quarantine activity because i sit down in front of my sewing machine and instantly black out, awakening 5 hours later surrounded by fabric, thread and masks

u know it rlly is bs that i marched 8 miles today, shouted my voice raw and my legs are already jello but i STILL can’t manage to fall asleep. like @my body pls rest!!!!

considering clearing out my garage, buying a cheap old tv or two from goodwill and bring them in and smashing them with a baseball bat. or maybe a big hammer

y’all ever in a “smash something with a baseball bat” kinda mood

was on a walk today and two teenage boys walked past me and one of them did that upwards chin nod towards me and went “hey” in that way that teenage boys do to each other and that has given me enough gender euphoria to last me through the week

the siren song of dino nuggies has swayed me from my path of untethered gender and communion with that which came before and will follow. perhaps another day

hmmm very much tempted to wander into the woods to find a place never beset by human eyes and live the rest of my life nakedly practicing witchcraft, surrounded by that which does not care about the shape of my flesh until the earth eventually reclaims me. either ill do that or go downstairs and make myself some dinosaur chicken nuggets we’ll see

help im trying to learn makeup but all of these women are so beautiful and i keep on getting distracted and falling in love with them instead of learning how to do makeup

i think the single most surreal part of this site is that holy fuck. i can choose to ONLY look at posts made by people i followed. WHY DOES IT SEEM THAT ON NO OTHER SOCIAL MEDIA I AM CAPABLE OF DOING THIS.

hmmm what is a makeup look that will make me distressingly gender neutral for cishets to look at but very sexy for the gays

yes i just trilled 5 times in the past 5 minutes. i am a bird sitting directly outside your window, screaming. i apologize for nothing

you know one of the benefits of relistening to tma is realizing that in my first listen i accidentally just skipped an episode. whoops

might fuck around and try learning makeup again. We Will See

i cannot articulate the intensity of the desire in my heart to go to a thrift store and buy a stupid button-up shirt right now. like i understand why that can’t happen but god if i had a button-up with toucans or coconuts or something on it that would give me all the serotonin i need to get through quarantine