triumph @nowionlywantatriumph@shrike.club

the biggest rivalry in college football

a carnivore vs. a nut

Carlos Santana goes from being a Seattle Mariner to being a Pittsburgh Pirate

call that a smooth criminal

(well, that, coupled with the knowledge that he’s at least friendly with noted dog and HS Music Team member Toby Fox)

if it were just the shape, it’d be one thing, but it was specifically the shape AND the embiggening that set off sirens in my head

Masahiro Sakurai plausibly made a Homestuck reference in his latest game-design video
https://youtu.be/DGIJk0Uh8jU?t=177

this is what the refrance: https://youtu.be/0Mldr4sSV4s?t=620

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pbfXZ1a86jw

Da da da da da da da dum
At Alice’s restaurant

You can get anything you want at Alice’s restaurant (excepting Alice)
You can get anything you want at Alice’s restaurant
Said, walk right in, it’s around the back
Just a half a mile from the railroad track
And you can get anything you want at Alice’s restaurant

All right now.

That was horrible. If you want to end war and stuff you got to sing loud. I’ve been singing this song now for twenty-five minutes. I could sing it for another twenty-five minutes. I’m not proud… or tired. So we’ll wait till it comes around again, and this time with four-part harmony and feeling. We’re just waitin’ for it to come around is what we’re doing.

You can get anything you want at Alice’s restaurant
You can get anything you want at Alice’s restaurant
Walk right in, it’s around the back
Just a half a mile from the railroad track
You can get anything you want at Alice’s restaurant

And that’s what it is, the Alice’s Restaurant Anti-Massacree Movement, and all you got to do to join is sing it the next time it comes around on the guitar. With feeling. So we’ll wait for it to come around on the guitar, here, and sing it when it does. Here it comes.

And three people do it, three, can you imagine?—Three people walking in, singin’ a bar of “Alice’s Restaurant”, and walking out. They may think it’s an organization. And can you, can you imagine fifty people a day—I said, fifty people a day, walking in, singin’ a bar of “Alice’s Restaurant”, and walking out. And friends–they may think it’s a movement.

You know, if one person–just one person does it they may think he’s really sick and they won’t take him. And if two people–two people do it, in harmony, they may think they’re both faggots and they won’t take either of them.

And the only reason I’m singing you this song now is ‘cause you may know somebody in a similar situation, or you may be in a similar situation, and if you’re in a situation like that there’s only one thing you can do and that’s: walk into the shrink—wherever you are—just walk in, say “Shrink, ‘you can get anything you want at Alice’s restaurant’”, and walk out.

And friends, somewhere in Washington, enshrined in some little folder, is a study in black and white of my fingerprints.

I went over to the sergeant, said, “Sergeant, you got a lot a damn gall to ask me if I’ve rehabilitated myself. I mean—I mean—I mean–that–just, I’m sittin’ here on the bench—I mean, I’m sittin’ here on the Group W bench ‘cause you want to know if I’m moral enough to join the army–burn women, kids, houses and villages–after bein’ a litterbug.” He looked at me and said, “Kid, we don’t like your kind, and we’re gonna send your fingerprints off to Washington.”

“(KID, HAVE YOU REHABILITATED YOURSELF?)”

…and I turned over the piece of paper, and there, there on the other side, in the middle of the other side, away from everything else on the other side, in parentheses, capital letters, quotated, read the following words: