coast normalguy ​​ @rory@shrike.club

I called my mom to tell her that there's a big fucking wasps nest on the side of her house and when I said I wasn't going to deal with it for her she said "finally, something you're afriad of"

been really into watching videos of dogs herding sheep with rapt attention

the puppies in question

pointing and shouting "freaking PUPPIES" at the dogs i'm watching every half hour so they don't forget

its serving burger

ME: did you ever try to pee standing up when you were a kid
JETT: uhhhh
JETT: I just walked in a bugbear and a troll having sex

could never get sex reassignment surgery. for i am far too silly

love working from home bc at 11am I get to hear lup's alarm which consists of impossibly loud urgent beeping + what sounds like the mw2 tactical nuke siren

if you even care

JETT: i dont often explain my art

JETT: [examining cashew] whoaaa... this one has dick, like dick and balls – sorry, cock and balls–
JETT: *eats cashew*
JETT: and I ate it

JETT: is it - it's today - it's bog day :) happy bog day :)

getting fucked up before midday oppenheimer showing from drinking a quarter of one of those alcoholic bucket drinks

becoming mad

she is freaking busy

https://www.kptv.com/2023/07/16/haystack-rock-beach-area-cannon-beach-closed-due-cougar-sighting/

there is a cougar chilling on the big rock at cannon beach???

ME: hi wife :)
JETT, SMUGLY: I just found at that there was a chimpanzee war