fruitiger aeromorph @rubiline@shrike.club

gail borochi / "damn vincent, your copy robots suck, this one didnt even get the species right"

each has nasty drawbacks:

1) all players can't see the card or its identity at once, tapping sucks

2) mental overhead for all players to appraise stats and effects on tokens, slows the strategy down immensely

3) the play space is already quite big!

caught in a pretty nasty card game design snare, so opening it up to a poll:

let's say you have a card that needs to move between areas on a field, but it has to move on top of already played cards, with their own rules text. do you:

i KNOW the white house press release only happened because some idiotic tech bro failed to explain what "memory safety" was to an 80 year old. Bro you can fuck up and make an arbitrary code execution hole in rust too

SUNSHOCK

⚫ Fuck all life. Wappy dog.

⚫ THEY MADE A PINK ONE!

⚫ The Sega Wappy Dog...

⚫ Everybody shut the fuck up! It's the Sega Wappy.

⚫ Sega Wappy, 2011

FAVORITE PARTS:
- (Kadaj blasts a tree and it falls over and nearly kills a small child) (Quick zoom on his face) "YEAH."
- (Vincent appearing in the big climactic ensemble after everyone else does their "I'm here!" line) "Does anyone know where I can buy a phone."
- Actually every time a cell phone is mentioned it's the setup for a moment that made me stop breathing right for the next ten minutes. This movie is about phones
- (Grocery store PA voice) Can the mother of these three twinks please

In fact Reno and Rude are just a Jucretia pair. "You know you love it, boy." (wide angle worms eye shot of them standing legs apart on the highway, both of them holding oversized pipe bombs, dead silence for ten seconds)

Final Fantasy VII: I Dreamed of Feeling Better / If i dound out that the dead guy i introjected and the dead girl-next-door my introject-boyfriend killed teamed up to foil my suicide attempt i would take a walk / I'm still not entirely clear why they made all those kids drink pond water to make them evil, and I don't think Nomura was either / Reno getting locked out of his own house by Cloud is a Lucretia-tier joke

There was a point - yes, it was when one of the sephlings popped a wheelie and turned his bike around to use his motorcycle as a gun turret while travelling at the same speed in the same direction - where I thought "the next sunshock season will be 4 normal men loitering outside a greggs for 30 episodes, because what i'm doing is not working"

Final Fantasy 7: Advent Children (Dub)
?/5

Who's gonna get Vincent a phone / Cloud gets penetrated by hia situationship, then gets rejected by his Catholic sweetheart, then invents baptism / I saw myself in this movie and I didn't like it

nillin's TCG design sense is rivaled only by its judicious use of what we've got

NILLIN: "If my son didn't like the taste of tarragon, I'd end it."

HARBINGER YUNA LANE, WITCH OF MIND, UNDISPUTED QUEEN OF DUELSPIRITS DECAHEDRIX