fruitiger aeromorph @rubiline@shrike.club
- listening
- ryoji ikeda
- pwnouns
- 🟠 it/xe/that + ⚫ she/xe
- radiation level
- 24000 roentgens
You have decided to Supercharge you C5 Corvette.
ruby + wyrmwood // 25 // lightning type cabbit // ΘΔ // boston area // definitely 18+
Joined May 2020
MONEY PLANE
0.5/5
Money Plane is in conversation with movies.
I'm gonna ꜱᴄʀᴜʙ the ꜰʟᴏᴏʀꜱ outta you!
is dessert food
Bad news guys. My wife and I belong in the world of desserts
CHEF AFFIRMATIONS:
The vegetables can feel pain
The vegetables feel pain when I slice them
I am the hell that awaits the vegetables
The vegetables are afraid of me
It hurts the lemon when I zest it
It is easy for me to zest a lemon
The microplane is my best friend
The microplane likes it when the lemon hurts
All vegetables quickly fall to my knife
The saucepan is okay to touch
Me: (in posh british pervert voice) "I only do the Queen's PIV, as God and Country intended."
Nillin: "What - How is that different?"
Me: "It's received."
Okay girlies? Now is the dawning of a new age of terror
Ready Player One:
She made eye contact with me. Immediately, I thought back to my idol, Scrimbulous Wizard, whose quest I'm on. He once famously said that "masturbation is the powerhouse of the cell." I knew what I was getting up to tonight.
Three Body Problem:
She made eye contact with me. It felt like my legs were being tickled by a rain of feathers, as if my soul had collapsed into a downy stream, or a burbling brook filled with clear water from a mountain. I wanted to call her "mother."
i swear these two books are like a nerd and a geek fingering themselves across the algebra classroom while making eye contact
Ready Player One:
Shoto nodded. "In my culture, this is considered honorable." Aech sighed. "If you're certain." I sat down, and slowly put on my Neural Rig. The last thing I heard was her voice -- "Houston, we have Squaresoft."
Three Body Problem:
Officer Stanton grimaced. "You finally got it right. Me and my men woulda nuked 'em." Wang sighed. "Are you sure?" I sat down, and slowly put on my Neural Rig. The last thing I heard was his voice -- "What if the Great Man theory is real?"
Five
Five dollar
Five dollar fuckpig
Here on shrike club we are experts at the only good type of twitter post: Having a stupid idea and then publicly executing on it for the amusement of our mutuals
nillin: But the nearest fault line to New York is hundreds of miles away!
me, in an extreme new york accent: "NAWT TRUE! WHADDABOUT DA YANKEES"
racing with nilly to make the best post ever
i was worried that contact with even a simulated duel would cause some issues to come to light but honestly its just killer
- listening
- ryoji ikeda
- pwnouns
- 🟠 it/xe/that + ⚫ she/xe
- radiation level
- 24000 roentgens
You have decided to Supercharge you C5 Corvette.
ruby + wyrmwood // 25 // lightning type cabbit // ΘΔ // boston area // definitely 18+
Joined May 2020
