the banach-folfsky paradox @rubiline@shrike.club

for the record this is why microsoft flight sim gets horrible lag spikes - its optimized to such an extreme that windows scheduler boosting random threads completely breaks it

my literal favorite part of the Microsoft Windows platform is that, in order to prevent thread deadlock by priority inversion, the scheduler **randomly boosts threads with a lock**, and this is ***intended behavior***

by 2022 homestuck is going to be owned by BP

me about to press the cymatics button in Fruity L Studio

The baseball bat is the rapier of blunt weapons.

You come across a fork in the path. One path leads to certain death. The other leads to unimaginable prosperity. Before you stands two men - one only tells truths, and the other only tells lies. You may ask them one question.

Which one is getting the best head?

after consulting over 1000 posts, i believe i have a full and accurate understanding of the gender binary. i've diagrammed it for your convenience

budweiser should bring back the budweise r frogs and theyre on the zoom call and they go wazaaaaap lol

cringing with babish

imagining a universe where ratatouille 2 comes out and remy inexplicably has an iphone for a visual gag. tumblr threads and reddit articlrs and buzzfield pieces abound for years about how remy can have tiny iphone, how apple is real in ratatouille cinematic universe, what this means for wall-e and up. that universe then experiences a false vaccum event, wiping it free of all organized atomic structure within femtoseconds

BOWL OF JOKES:

Take ONLY ONE please!

what type of gay are you

new group outfit idea

ruby wide19 the beat (demetabolizer last station walkaround theme demo)

using the transfem borderline personality disorder haver communal mind meld network to transmit the skype ringtone at ear-piercing volume to all my friends

imagine neo but he uses his slow motion powers to get hit by bullets better

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(drawn by @DroolSpout)

could estrogen have saved them

me: the garden gnome is just the larval stage of a wizard
@DroolSpout: i mean, yeah, those are the only two fantasy creatures who wear cone shaped hats
me:
me: what about dunces