vriska @vriskazone@shrike.club

got my voters pamphlet for the oregon primaries and the guy who was running for metro council president in 2022 advocating for metro to dissolve and absorb all the cities and counties in the portland metro area and secede from oregon, forming the state of portlandia, is now running for the fucking us house of representatives and has furnished an even more insane statement this year

lacan stans y'all are on THIN ICE

JUNG STANS DNI

making up a world in my head where there's stan twitter but it's about like freud and jung and pavlov and lacan and people like that. just people really into specific figures in psychology

the astros' 7-19 record is their worst start since 1969 lol

saved from being the worst team in the american league by the sheer awfulness of the 2024 chicago white sox

lmao astros got swept by the cubs

MARINERS WIN

they should start having presidents come from ohio again it'd be funny

really funny that it took 3 presidents getting assassinated for the us government to figure out maybe it should protect the president lmao

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https://x.com/nathan_h_b/status/1783331372859576814

that was a dumb one. get em tomorrow

INCREDIBLY lucky break

ROJAS LEADOFF TRIPLE

now why does mlb the show have max scherzer pitching in relief

first time the mariners have won in arlington since august of 2022 lmao

MARINERS OWN FIRST PLACE

great play by josh there

critical support for president aaron kimball