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We used to have Egirls, Monads and Shrike Club. Now we have no girls, no nads and no club 😔

it was fun to hang out with a bunch of shrikes and watch the same movie two different ways! im going to need to spend at least two weeks by myself in a hole after this trip though

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starting an affinity group to go down to the lenin statue in seattle and suck it off for the glory of the ussr #feditips #TwitterTakeover #mastodev #introductions

all of my posts are nsfw cause you shouldnt be looking at social media on the job

fun game: would i feel worse being in an unfamilar social situation, or from missing out on something fun?
(trick question the answer is ill feel bad either way)

One day, each town will have its own instance, and when your town instance defederates from another town instance, then automated drones will automatically demolish the real-world routes between your municipalities. Think of it like the Doordash of balkanization

seattle shrikes, if anyone's interested id love to hang out with some folks before i leave on the 7th

i dont know what it is, but presumably it exists. otherwise id be some sort of fool

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why have i been laying in the bathtub for the last 2 hours? theres probably a good reason for it?

how did i end up with half of my kin onion being main characters? this doesnt feel like ash behaviour

hey, hey, dont cry, six billion demons on throne to kill, okay

hmm, maybe i can go to the fancy card shop for fnm tonight?

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SHRIKE CLUB

ONLY CREATE ACCOUNT IF YOU PERSONALLY KNOW AN ADMINISTRATOR, AND IDENTIFY YOURSELF IN YOUR APPLICATION. YOU DO NOT NEED A SHRIKE CLUB ACCOUNT TO FOLLOW SHRIKE CLUB USERS. A PERSONAL FEDERATED SOCIAL MEDIA INSTANCE FOR SMALL CARNIVOROUS BIRDS BY SMALL CARNIVOROUS BIRDS