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watching the trashiest reality tv, chairman xi please send the nukes now

:bing: valid to give a girl a comically bad pet name before you've even had a first date?

i hate being tony pizza voice: i hate being pikachu grundlethorpe IV

the name change form i printed and filled out 3 months ago changed so now i need to print and fill out the new one AND pay to get it notarized again in gonna start firebombing

nevermind, all registry offices are closed today cause of a system update :/

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i fucking hate leafblowers. why are you wasting energy and making so much noise to get leaves of the ground? theyre leaves! theyre supposed to be on the ground!

guilty gear strive is a hundred dollars?? so much for that

there's a joke i like that basically only works out loud but i'll try it in text 

what's the secret to a good joke timing

calling it now, someone on twitter will eventually coin the gender neutral term landlxdy

the inherent erotic nature of the relationship between a dullahan and their head

nsfw selfie 

whats the point of camping if you dont even get your tits out in the woods?

id probably be a tmbg fan cause i like all the songs ive heard but theres just so much of it and i can never tell what im actually listening to

:bing: how to convince the government to give me lots of money to move to vancouver and get a math degree

step one to fixing the housing problem in los angeles is to shoot every landlord and then kill all the rich people, actually

YOUR HEART

IS A MUSCLE

THE SIZE

OF YOUR FIST

KEEP ON LOVING

KEEP ON FIGHTING

AND HOLD ON

HOLD ON

HOLD ON FOR YOUR LIFE

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