THINGS ESTABLISHED IN NARUTO CHAPTER 1:
- naruto has a fox demon sealed inside of him
- ninjas have a school that they all go to as children. like a straight up school with classrooms and shit
- ninjas have their own mount rushmore
- naruto regularly vandalizes ninja mount rushmore
- naruto is a master of self tf
- in fact, self tf into a girl is basically the only thing naruto knows how to do as a ninja
- ramen
i saw a picture of mount rushmore somewhere and this was my ensuing train of thought