HOW TO INTERACT WITH A SHRIKE CLUB MEMBER: A GUIDE FOR FEDERATED BIRDWATCHERS
1. Don't make any sudden movements or loud noises. You may be interpreted as a bird of prey and get banned.
2. Shrike club member calls can range from a variety of English language words or phrases such as "fag" or "#shrikeclub". Use this to your advantage.
3. Try to limit your ability to be impaled.
@dog reporting you >:(
4. when you report one of our posts we all see it and don't remove it and we all sit around in a circle and laugh at you. we print out a little picture of your icon and write "dumb" and "lmao" on it. then we all post the offending post at the same time too. eugen can't do anything about it because his magic influence doesn't extend this far