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It's called the 'fediverse' because I print out all your posts and mail them to the FBI

Matty Yglesias can be a centrist right in the 'center' of my ass cheeks

suck my big german schnitzel musky boy

Every dollar donated to the Mastodon project directly supports the Russian invasion of Ukraine. Russian drones run on ActivityPub, which is why so many of them have crashed

Eugen stabbed

There has been a dangerous copycat masquerading himself as the Mastodon Project's founder around lately, please make sure to follow Eugen's real account at @Gargron and stay safe! #feditips

Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game!

nobody gets pussy on here. i made a web page for fucking losers

SUCK ME FROM THE BACK ZUCKERBERG. IVE GOT YOUR METAVERSE RIGHT HERE ITS CALLED 'HTTPS 422 ERROR'

People are always talking about "website boy" instead of experiencing Website Joy

Cohost users sucked me good and hard thru my jorts

SHRIKE CLUB

ONLY CREATE ACCOUNT IF YOU PERSONALLY KNOW AN ADMINISTRATOR, AND IDENTIFY YOURSELF IN YOUR APPLICATION. YOU DO NOT NEED A SHRIKE CLUB ACCOUNT TO FOLLOW SHRIKE CLUB USERS. A PERSONAL FEDERATED SOCIAL MEDIA INSTANCE FOR SMALL CARNIVOROUS BIRDS BY SMALL CARNIVOROUS BIRDS