"So many of ur friends make art and videos too? wow u have a lot in common! Too bad they're not closer so u could collaborate. but they're in Seattle.... wow.... This is just like iCarly."
-my mom
DKDHHDKDLJ
*holds up a jar* "EXCUSE ME... I ASK FOR EXTRA PICKLES"
-my mom, coming back from the store
"my god... she's huge. The mother of all berries. Would your friends call this a milfberry? this girl is JUICY"
-my mom, pulling a really big strawberry out of the carton
this was the strawberry in question. she do be lookin pretty milfy 🍓👀
"BE CAREFUL IN THE BIG DICK PANTS THEY STAIN EASIER!!!!! WITH SAUCE OR DIRT I MEAN. AAAAAA!!!"
-my mom, forgetting the word for "light gray sweatpants"
@KC i can't boost this whole thread, i will not survive
this is amazing
@binchicken U WILL NOT SURVIVE 😱
Thank u, this woman is truly an irl Poster born in the wrong generation and I lov her
@KC RIGHT!? i aspire to this kind of pure posting energy. i am dead and will post posthumously, out of respect