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have you considered that trixie and twilight are both male women and female men and are also simultaneously annnoying, entertaining, intelligent, stupid, braggart, wise, and also funny horse

bye time to do something else

im being so annoying on the timelime 2day sdflkjdslfkjjdsfsdf

hmmm.... goat?
#shrikeclub

new ticker + i have brainrot sorry

Ohgod this just ties in to my pineapplelizard brainrot today doesnt it

THIS IS THE MOOD https://oxygen-stealer.tumblr.com/post/684186539523178496/the-neurodivergent-urge-to-do-this

Back on my 8ullshit
Oh my god Demencia canonically named her fists “Bonebreaker” and “Nutcracker"
DESIGNATED DICKPUNCHING HAND

LRT: https://elekk.xyz/@SapphicGiraffic/108318028490491763
"I will keep my tools and testicles" CRYIGN

ngl I still don't know what a hypecastr is and if it has anything to do with spopr, floosh, or <somethingsomethinglivestream>

Going to homedepot which is filled with laborers as well as dads and lesbians to pick up more supplies for work and being like "my dad could beat up your dad" but then throwing actually throwing hands because I am also My Dad and also also a bineapple

every time im suffering or going insane but like while at work I'm posting this

Jesus fuck I feel like this is even cringier than my "trixie and dash should beat eachother up" or wolverine marvelreading moments and I feel bad about it lmao
sorry for hyperfixating on some bitch from childrens cartoons and turning them into feral bastard scribbles every few months
I work and read theory and am smart™ sometimes and stuff I swear

she's just that one post like
> 🦎 OMG MY NEW ONE(1) SHOE CAME :3 the other one is stolen from bagboy >:3c ignore my ugly tracking ankle bracelet. haha

I'm so glad that shrikeclub knows the alphabet

Marcille: "No Sense of Right and Wrong"

Izutsumi: "Izustumi"

she's a pineapple lizard

Still at work and dyIgn but also I have a new horrible blorbo for my collection and a new layout 🍍 lmao sorry in advance for having deviantart disease

no more smol beans, I eat frijoles pequeños and chicken tenderqueers for breakfast

im a creature
perhaps a little creature. or creacher.
but never a smol bean.
only large bean energies here
and mega fruit vibes 🍍
it is important to note:
the fruit is stabby
and a mutual tongue digester
thank u.