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girl help this squeaky feral idiot warcriminal and her infinite minimes from some fuckign gacha game is giving me an everspiraling case of the genders and I dont know what to do about it

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Soul Eater ep 1:
Maka, it's not gay to kiss the homies goodnight. Tumblr told me.
>No Soul. That's gay. It's ok I know ur hella bi.
No Maka.
>Okay Soul. Anyway. I want books. I want friendship. I want power. I want to KILL. I also want to start a webcomic.
MAKA NO
>MAKA YES. RAAAAAAA

in which Revy realizes something:
WAIT. I FUCKED UP. I WROTE SATURDAY INSTEAD OF SUNDAY SFDKJDLKSDSDF
THIS IS EVEN FUNNIER
in which Revy kills Eda for the wrong reason even though shes actually right
also Shenhua is just watchin

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I recently found math homework from 6th grade with one question answered and pineapples with faces drawn all over the rest of the sheet.
This has been going on for a VERY long time.
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Steropodon is Ginseng's gr9 grandma and Amabie is the missing link between platypineappeople.

please look at this Reconstruction of a Steropodon by Dr. Anne Musser.

As far as we can tell, platypi have looked basically they way they do for at least 105 million years. Platyperfection.

I'm going to wash you away by the sea and make you less you fucking clod
IT TOLLS FOR THEE IT TOLLS FOR THEE

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I don't care if it's 397 years later, I have a grudge and John Donne I am coming for revenge on your pasty dead ass

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If 'No Man is an Island,"
Then what of a girl
Grown up from such?
That was never known
As 'Isolation'

I'm still obsessed with the scourge of 'Twins' from that one card duo

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SHRIKE CLUB

ONLY CREATE ACCOUNT IF YOU PERSONALLY KNOW AN ADMINISTRATOR, AND IDENTIFY YOURSELF IN YOUR APPLICATION. YOU DO NOT NEED A SHRIKE CLUB ACCOUNT TO FOLLOW SHRIKE CLUB USERS. A PERSONAL FEDERATED SOCIAL MEDIA INSTANCE FOR SMALL CARNIVOROUS BIRDS BY SMALL CARNIVOROUS BIRDS