i made a tier list of how good every non-variant monster hunter rise: sunbreak monster would be to fuck but i dont know if the worlds ready for that kind of thing yet. do you feel ready for that kind of thing
without further adieu: how much i would enjoy fucking every non-variant monster hunter rise: sunbreak monster (with the exception of apex arzuros who is also here)
monster hunter rise: sunbreak monster fuckability breakdown: khezu tier
khezu: its khezu.
monster hunter rise: sunbreak monster fuckability breakdown: S tier (1/2)
lunagaron: werewolf, cold
gore magala: hhHh hh h h h hhh hh hh?
tetranadon: vore
nargacuga: precise and strong and decisive like big cat. great shape for pinning
rakna-kadaki: webs
valstrax: people fuck planes, right? (its a sexy dragon)
rajang: could rip me in half with its bare hands; has hands
almudron: mud and muck and slowing goop.
bazelgeuse: people fuck planes, right? (its a sexy dragon)
monster hunter rise: sunbreak monster fuckability breakdown: S tier (2/2)
tigrex: it could rip me in half with one claw-hand
magnamalo: just a weirdly sexually dominant attitude. real tough.
monster hunter rise: sunbreak monster fuckability breakdown: A tier (1/2)
volvidon: LONG tongue, paralytic saliva
chameleos: LONG tongue
pukei-pukei: LONG tongue
teostra: its like a lion with wings thats on fire and is a king
zinogre: strong as fuck, very good shape to pin you
mizutsune: graceful, produces lubricant with its body
malzeno: huge sexy dragon, surrounded by flying parasites, probably should be S tier
monster hunter rise: sunbreak monster fuckability breakdown: A tier (2/2)
rathalos: sexy dragon, unfortunately no arms to pin you
rathian: sexy dragon, unfortunately no arms to pin you
monster hunter rise: sunbreak monster fuckability breakdown: B tier
kushala daora: pros: huge sexy dragon. cons: made of steel
apex arzuros: massive bear, less clumsy than arzuros
diablos: known for fucking good, but unfortunately has a very bad mouth for sex
garangolm: HUGE fists.
anjanath: its a t rex
goss horag: CRAZY strong, ice powers
barioth: like nargacuga, but the tusks would get in the way
espinas: fire and poison and paralysis? oh my.
monster hunter rise: sunbreak monster fuckability breakdown: C tier
barroth: its face is like a rock dude
astalos: electric, but too... erratic.
royal ludroth: its mane is a sponge
somnacanth: pros: soporific breath. cons: ugly as sin
tobi-kadachi: too squirrelly, literally.
monster hunter rise: sunbreak monster fuckability breakdown: D tier (1/2)
aknosom: its a bird
arzuros: massive bear, unfortunately very dopey and clumsy
great baggi: pros: sleep gas. cons: its like a tricksy little lizard guy, no real dominance but no submission
great izuchi: tail is a knife. unfortunately constantly surrounded by small, very annoying versions of itself.
great wroggi: baggi except instead of sleep its poison.
kulu-ya-ku: steals everything you own while you recover from bad sex
monster hunter rise: sunbreak monster fuckability breakdown: D tier (2/2)
lagombi: tummy too slippery to lay on, otherwise too dopey
narwa: i chose the tier poorly for these ones but im mostly just afraid it would kill me instantly with its sheer mass
ibushi: i chose the tier poorly for these ones but im mostly just afraid it would kill me instantly with its sheer mass
im so sorry about your dashes
monster hunter rise: sunbreak monster fuckability breakdown: F tier
basarios: its a rock
bishaten: obsessed with fruit, screams
daimyo hermitaur: its a crab
jyaratudas: its a fish
seregios: its scales make you bleed. could be fun kink-ways but you would absolutely die of blood loss before you finish proper sex