last night i had a dream that homestuck was retconned so a bunch of little details were different, like bec being a weiner dog, but this retcon happened in real life and nobody else remembered a time before the changes. the only things that were left unchanged were my fics, which were promptly lambasted for being so sloppy with canon that i presumably hadn't bothered to actually read homestuck
this is a joke not intended as anything serious
@Paravellex bec… is a wiener dog, though?
@Paravellex this is absolutely bespoke dream content