Cute gay couple in front of me at the cafe cuddling and talking about gay twitter discourse in Spanish. Kings.
"No conozco género. Pero gay, ¿me la follaría? ¿Quizás? feo encabezado de Twitter. Tal vez no."
Bad translation: No gender known. Are gay. Would fuck (her?), maybe? Ugly Twitter header (? i think). Maybe not.
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cincode cada diez. Me gustaría beber. What do you think?
More bad translation: 5 out of 10, I would drink (?????), What do you think.
They are now swapping between spanish and english at a rate I cannot keep up with, they are arguing about something being 5.
English words so far: "Dropbox" "The Market" "because I'm an employee, idiota", "Why do you think?" "look at this shit?" "Jesus" "what is that?" "What is that??"