sexual machines: heavy factory machinery, computers that take up entire rooms, tvs with tubes in them, power lines, vhs player, synthesizers, robots that are squares, robots with metal boobies, tractors, forklifts, Kenmore washing machine from 1972.
unsexy machines: iphone, extension cable, toaster oven, all computers made after 2005, minivans without curtains in the back windows, robots with flesh, fridges with two doors, microwave
@Saint_Dionysus
if you haven't seen it, you owe yourself a watch of this 1960 documentary about Linotype machines https://youtu.be/ZesMSFZd3IA