I'd get that old man pregnant AND pay for his abortion.
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Everyone share the old man you are getting pregnant and paying for his abortion.
@Saint_Dionysus don't come at me with the "he's not that old" he looks youthful because of magic but this bastard is a centenarian
@heroboof I'm the old man gatekeeper. Come back with a guy whose clearly post menopause.
@heroboof I can't believe you would show me, on the day of my old man's abortion appointment, a twink.
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