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The bottle is Monster Branded, but it has baby formula in it. (Sam designed the bottle 🍼 👌)

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They collect my blood to test for hormone levels and then they keep it and put it in vaccines and that's where the autism comes from.

Big difference between something g being wrong and something that you shouldn't do.

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I've been keeping track of my gender score since the start of the motel stay

Just sneezed and every single person in the cafe snapped their head in my direction. I promise I'm not a plague rat, I promise!!

English words so far: "Dropbox" "The Market" "because I'm an employee, idiota", "Why do you think?" "look at this shit?" "Jesus" "what is that?" "What is that??"

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cincode cada diez. Me gustaría beber. What do you think?

More bad translation: 5 out of 10, I would drink (?????), What do you think.

They are now swapping between spanish and english at a rate I cannot keep up with, they are arguing about something being 5.

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"No conozco género. Pero gay, ¿me la follaría? ¿Quizás? feo encabezado de Twitter. Tal vez no."

Bad translation: No gender known. Are gay. Would fuck (her?), maybe? Ugly Twitter header (? i think). Maybe not.

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Cute gay couple in front of me at the cafe cuddling and talking about gay twitter discourse in Spanish. Kings.

Sam fights mules with Lou straped to his chest in one if those baby carrier things, like that scene from Red Cliff.

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SHRIKE CLUB

ONLY CREATE ACCOUNT IF YOU PERSONALLY KNOW AN ADMINISTRATOR, AND IDENTIFY YOURSELF IN YOUR APPLICATION. YOU DO NOT NEED A SHRIKE CLUB ACCOUNT TO FOLLOW SHRIKE CLUB USERS. A PERSONAL FEDERATED SOCIAL MEDIA INSTANCE FOR SMALL CARNIVOROUS BIRDS BY SMALL CARNIVOROUS BIRDS