🐶 <-- Mr. Sickday @Saint_Dionysus@shrike.club

The world's sluttiest senior catboy.

Ring ring, gay boy @callieroxy

The tried and true toxic transmasc method

MGSV Ocelot Voice: Miller, I do a backflip every single day of my life
Kaz, on a folding chair sobbing: I don't know what homophobic slur to call you.

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Oh

I have no interest in these men, BUT, he's objectively correct and I can't hold that against him.

Tumblr ads getting me ready to commit murder with the toxic metals in my autistic blood.

You know he gets "excuse me ma'am"-ed from behind.

Faggot who gets told "wrong bathroom" when he goes to piss in the men's room, even tho he's AMAB.

Raiden has hips that would get him misgendered on the internet by cis women.

MGS3 Ocelot Voice: Hey, me and the girlies (ocelot unit) are going to the men's bathroom to do HRT, do you wanna join us 👉👈

Men!

Big Boss: Are you seeing anyone?

Ocelot, blushing: No, why?

Big Boss: I just thought you would benefit from seeing a therapist or something

The novelization of MGSV includes the -DD misses snake- cut scene and Ocelot's dialogue is:
こいつもおかしくなる（自分も寂しいがそうは言わない）
In eng:
DD’s going crazy (I miss him too, but I won’t say that).

The term boyfriend implies the existence of a boyenemy. This is a service I am willing to provide.

Kojima will retweet fanart of Big Boss and Ocelot making out and refer to them as falling in love at first sight in an interview and people will still try and say these are heterosexual characters.

Kojima said "these men have homosexual feelings for each other and they are having gay sex"

Not even joking, this is blatantly symbolic of gay sex, this is the oldest "these men just fucked" codding around.

This is basically gay sex