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*unless you are a bouncer or other security, than you must hold yourself to a maximum of two jello shots, 1g of weed, and 2 packs of cigarettes per shift.

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Bored at work? Daydrink! It's always* morally OK to drink at work.

DOG BARK 🐶

Dyke
Orange (dirk)
Gay

Boy
Attack
Rip
Kill

🐶 (OUPPY)

If she's your girl, then why is he in my DMs asking for masculization tips?

You come to me, on the day of my old man's abortion appointment, and do this? Disgrace. A 100 years in the gulag.

Everyone share the old man you are getting pregnant and paying for his abortion.

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I'd get that old man pregnant AND pay for his abortion.

If elected president, I will invest 2 billion dollars from our military budget, to answer the greatest question in our proud nation. Was it the bong rip or is it covid?

Just to let people know, Tumblr is having a massive boon in forcemasc and autoandrophile content. That single Twitter meme was the final straw on the camels back and the boys are going wild.

> Have you read anything written by a woman lately?

Yeah, I read some D/s porn by a trans woman this morning, on tumblr. It was enlightening feminist lit.

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SHRIKE CLUB

ONLY CREATE ACCOUNT IF YOU PERSONALLY KNOW AN ADMINISTRATOR, AND IDENTIFY YOURSELF IN YOUR APPLICATION. YOU DO NOT NEED A SHRIKE CLUB ACCOUNT TO FOLLOW SHRIKE CLUB USERS. A PERSONAL FEDERATED SOCIAL MEDIA INSTANCE FOR SMALL CARNIVOROUS BIRDS BY SMALL CARNIVOROUS BIRDS