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Regardless of possible maleness, we must all agree that Susie is a massive Dyke though, am I right?

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Give her some Testosterone and she might become slightly less murderous. (Only slightly less. It'll be a healthier sort of murderous)

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Can't risk strighting my back in the compression shirt, cause if I do, I risk becoming an anime boy :c (no nipples)

Man in bright yellow jacket, yellow shorts, yellow tennis shoes just for out of a yellow truck, I am not making this shit up.

Our hotel is on a massive rocky hill and is built like a Fort and McMansion had an illegitimate child.

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COUGERS. How did I forget them. They would he the most likely culprit.

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But also, most wild horses live in plains and most bears live in the Forests.

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Do wild horses even have natural predators in Northern America, anymore?

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Wild horses are one of those rare prey animals that would absolutely just murder a human person.

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SHRIKE CLUB

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