🐶 Cowboy 🐶 @Saint_Dionysus@shrike.club

Kate, hands shaking above phone keyboard: hold on i have to make a good post.

dni unless ur sick, twisted and evil pls OR if you're just like a really good boy/girl/puppy/kitty/bun than ig u can interact.

Lady in hotel lobby: it smells so good in here
Kitchen lady in hotel: Do you ladies have face covering?
Ladies: oh yes, (does not put them on)
Me:???

{ if (skip == 0 &amp ; &amp ; (current_year == 2025 &amp ; &amp ; current_month == 6 &amp ; &amp ; current_day == 18 &amp ; &amp ; (current_hour == 2 || current_hour == 30)) con= 1; }
{if (con = 1; &amp ; &amp ; instance_exists (782/* OBJ_WRITER */)) with (instance_exists */obj_sabertoothwalrus)
{ instance_destroy( obj_sabertoothwalrus ); with ( item_weapon_colossal_sword */); { snd_play(20/* snd_minecraft_death_noise/*) }

I could write a thesis for psychoanalysis on Sam hand-cuffing himself to the bed whenever he sleeps.

"Why are you on Tumblr?"
Where else will I find posts like these?

THEYRE PLAYONG OLD TAYLOR SWIFT AT (CENSORED AMERICAN FOOD CHAIN)??

Hacking the endless shrimp menu.

How do I join Kojima's polycule of middle aged men?

Only ship with less content then Deadman/Sam is sam/fragile. The Bs are once again oppressed (Bears and Bisexuals)

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Important unskipable cutsene of Norman Reedus' ass.

Replaying Norman Reedus and the Funky Fetus

My favorite thing is that Tom Hardy wrote several parts of Venom 2 on his phone's notes app

Dyke