LET ME RECOUNT THE TALE OF THE JOURNEY OF INFURMATION I JUST EXPERIENCED
DETROIT PISTONS C/PF THON MAKER HAS A BROTHER, NAMED MAKER MAKER
MAKER MAKER HAS SIGNED WITH A SOCCER TEAM IN THE SPANISH THIRD DIVISION
THE TEAM IS "FLAT EARTH FC," A FOOTBALL CLUB PROMOTING THE FLAT EARTH CONSPIRACY
I INTENDED TO MAKE A JOKE ABOUT THEM FIGHTING THE GLOBETROTTERS
BEFORE DISCOVERING THIS COMPLETELY FUCKING BONKERS LIST OF HONORARY HARLEM GLOBETROTTERS
AND MEOW I NEED TO LIE DOWN ON THE FLOOR
@SophiaSurname also apparently bill cosby was on an honorary dollar-a-year contract with the globetrotters but when the allegations came out against him they basically denied it ever happened