the text is all centered 👀

is the font color drop-off intentional?

oh 😳

fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck

lmfao i love the "pilot fingers" thing here

really thought for a second that this was about alf the cat eating puppet not alphi the many-armed lizard person, which is not a thought particularly conducive to continued horniness

(this is not a criticism it is a joke)

MY FUCKIN HEART

is that a reference to darren aronofsky film the fountain in the porn written by my friend who has a thing for criterion collection movies

turns out that the whole time godfeels has been viral marketing for Sarah Zedig's novel Good Morning Magpie https://hmsnofun.itch.io/gmm

turns out that now happy birthday is kinda scary

gonna petition Sarah to let me be the dj Dan for the godfeels argument

DJ Sophia is shutting down the Demiurge

you know I really do consider godfeels a True Successor to homestuck. it's extremely powerful and expands on the foundation while also smashing that foundation the way one would kill their own gods. this isn't any kind of diss on hs2 as a story -- godfeels is just Really Good.

and Sarah really seems to have been Taken by the Spirit of Homestuck

metal godfeels solid pmcs:
- sorcières sans frontières
- build grist barkbeasts
- outer dreambubble

I was about to tell someone "June <> rose isn't really a focal point of the fic but it's there" but then I remembered how Rose's arc got where it is and uh holy shit

it occurs to me that

of the 3 post canons I am invested in

2 out of 3 have puppetmaster rosemary divorce fever

and 2 out of 3 have space adventure star-crossed lovers davekat divorce fever

only one has janekat and only one has davepeta and only one has June (as of the point meat and candy reached) so we all know who wins

I was just thinking about "he will wait for me" and thinking "no he's gonna be dead by the time you get back" forgetting entirely that karkat got tigered

oh lmao

2 of the 3 have evil paternalistic dirk and 2 of the 3 have redemption brain ghost dirks

really glad i bookmarked this