we were looking for jade harley/jack shepherd fic and this is the closest we found

"what if homestuck but locke fixes gamzee"

mute locke is so fun!!

"don't worry, you'll talk when you have something worth saying"

HOLY SHIT POOR HURLEY

Tonka truck in the Bear cave!

we need to keep watching so that they can understand why ben is my poor little meow meow

When Desmond said locke had given a cool speech that locke hadn't given yet, Quiet initially thought that someone, possibly an Other, had stolen Locke's gift of speech

halley has also made the prediction that since locke survived the implosion of the swan, he will make it at least through season 5

They're making feral jack watch looney tunes??

I didn't realize that they introduced the sub this fucking early

sawyer's trap kinda rules tbh

I forgot the bunny was this early too

"time of death at... she's gone"

that scene fucking hits

goddamn they really cranked up the melodrama for this episode. the kate/sawyer scenes are so powerful

Ben is making it very hard for quiet and halley to understand how he is my blorbo meow meow

wow the bit where sawyer opens a bank account for his daughter made me cry

GOD. THE FUCKING REVEAL THAT ITS NOT AN ISLAND ITS TWO ISLANDS

what the fuck does a ghost need a lighter for

"he's not a ghost, the island fixed him. he's just a freak now." - @quiet

Dave strider of @Paradox: "[locke] is kinda daddy"

"do you think smokey's gonna be in this one?" halley asks

"they haven't validated Christianity as existing, they've validating faith as existing" - @Paradox

they keep calling Paolo "Arzt"

Juliet is so funny oh my God, I forgot that she's so funny, I think I'm in love

what are you talking about Ben, Juliet doesn't look anything like Sarah

"corpses have a tendency to go missing around here" - @Paradox

"is he going to break the hippocratic oath?god i hope so" - @Paradox

"what if [juliet]'s the bad guy?" - @quiet

"Arec you ready, Eko?"

"I ask for no forgiveness, father. For I have not sinned."

"you speak to me as though I am your brother"

They're discussing whether the smoke monster is the Yemi & Christian puppeteer!

they're discussing indirectly the theory that the smoke monster is the source of flashbacks

I'm really enjoying Nikki and Paolo so much?

oh hey it's Nathan fillion

"I know how to get a damn fish biscuit"

"well Ben, at least you won't have to be disappointed for very long"