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i posted on Craigslist lost + found about my stolen notebook and i got this reply. you think he's gonna send me a dickpic?
i mean I replied because maybe he has it
fantasizing about him having it and asking me to pay for it in sex and i show up at his house with a squad to keep him from assaulting me (i would pretend to offer to pay for it in sex you see)
@SophiaSurname show up with a squad of birds, grab the notebook, take a leg selfie as they peck him, and run
your poem sucks bro. i know you don't have my notebook anyway