a bedridden bipolar @SophiaSurname@shrike.club

"Did you tap some cougar ass" absolutely hellish phrase thank you for drawing attention to the fact that it's just a bad set of words @Paradox

"Mom I'm not Polly" maybe you should be poly

b

because you're

in an eternal love triangle

Riverdale Writers 🤝 Dirk Strider
Intertextuality is the cornerstone of art and civilization

Veronica is apparently obsessed with Truman Capote as a high school sophomore

Ok so Betty got "enjoy your youth" advice directly from Toni Morrison at a Toni Morrison book launch party, sure

I am 4 minutes into the first episode of Riverdale and I am already losing my mind. This guy said "Archie is Swell" and then called Archie a millenial. This is GRUESOMELY temporally unmoored and it is clearly intentional.

ok i'm sorry there was a timeskip and he graduated from high school 7 years ago, which makes war flashbacks to world war 1 or 2 so much more reasonable

I'm being told that Archie season 5 takes place in 2021 but covid isnt' there and archie, who recently graduated high school, has war flashbacks that appear to be to world war 1 or 2

i've been back on shrike for about 5 seconds, is facebook changing its name to cole cassidy

skipped work to take my gf to an urgent Dr appointment the only downside is how much coffee I need x_x

homestuck is fundamentally a story about agency

I wonder how successful they're going to be in blaming the union for "letting this happen"

Rene descartes fancast: eminem

film industry killed a woman by hiring a scab

"nsfw, that gandalf image" is a hell of a content warning to see all over my shrikeline

#julia

Quiet: I think you two should meet.
Me: is it because we're both milfs?
Quiet: and commies!

what the fuck is a .webp I'll kill you

https://youtu.be/mSCoMS3SkZk you know what's up

jerma did not gaslight his audience into thinking he had never done weed that's not gaslighting please for the love of God