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just saw the chuck wendig "magic skeleton" tweet again and am thinking about how if he weren't clearly saying it in a lolsorandum tone I might vibe with it. if he wasn't a Poster who desperately wanted to be a manic pixie girl without being trans it could work.

til that Ted dansen hated Leslie nielsen's fart machine

I often think briefly about how ICP are Christian Clown Rap but the very opposite of the image that phrase conjures

learning stephen king is 6'4" has struck terror into my soul

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the funny thing about this is that I almost called Dr kirby surprise "the one who believes in psychic powers" before remembering that just king things has given me impression that king definitely believes in them

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there's this Synchronicity and remote viewing and other psychic shit guy who I used to know about second hand named Kirby Surprise. I have little recollection of whether he's a grifter, a true believer, or maybe even onto something. what I do recall is that the man looks like white chocolate Stephen King, which is saying something.

Just met a Dirk who was surprised that my system has both Dirk and John Constantine, because that Dirk woudl consider himself both.

on closer inspection the people who originated that claim have no sources for it and one is a messianic rabbi so this appears to actually be weird Christian propaganda

don't believe every meme you read

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really wish Cameron had made note of my comparison between Roland Deschain and Sweet Bro though v_v

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once again I am present for a gentle and fair moratorium on certain behaviors in the ranged touch server's homestuck channel (this time, "please don't do live close readings in this channel, you can link them later if you do them somewhere else")

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comparing sweet bro in the stairs comic to Roland deschain because I am normal

the fact that "blood is thicker than water" means the opposite of what people think it means does a number on me

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