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if my sewer commissioner doesn't get pegged by his girlfriend i will fucking kill my self

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@abraxas comrade, you gotta help me. The DNC's telepaths detected my Kinsey signature, and now they're running me for city council in Des Moines. They didn't give me a choice about it. I've never even been to Iowa!

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