Born to be a widely understood to be homosexual but never explicitly stated ancient general renowned for my beauty and immaculate shoulder length hair and arrogance who only cums a little watching the heaving bloody execution of a proper flank on enemy lines from horseback as my mounted bodyguard fends off their overcommitted vanguard. Forced to Make Beer
You think I'm referring to Alexander but jokes on YOU, I'm also referring to great Athenian general ALCIBIADES