@agonist ok wait a minute, wait a minute. What if it's porn. Ok. Belgian chocolatier obsessed with his craft but also gay sex visits a dive bar and gets lost in a backroom-style alternate dimension on his way to a particularly hole-laden partition. Emerging one year to the day later but having spent years inside The Unknown Zone, he's now utterly deranged, shoving Cadbury eggs into any literal hole in the wall, etc