The internet today sucks fucking ass. Nobody can have fun for three days straight without a venture would-be media empire trying to kickstart it
@agonist but julia what is the point of anything if not for profit
@ItsMorgan when I was writing my acclaimed screenplay "Morbius 3" I did it for love of the game.
@ItsMorgan highlights from Morbius 3, a screenplay about Morbius 2
@agonist steamboat willy mascot horror game ass move tbh
@agonist oh come oooooooooonnnnnnn
@agonist to put any more effort into that than taking a camcorder and messing around with friends is genuinely more stupid than making the Escape Room version of Dashcon and marketing it with Automated Theft Algoritms and thinking nobody would be upset.
@agonist i wish stripmining pop culture at least had the same risk of lung cancer. though with the number of cigarettes most advertising cronies smoke,
@agonist ok wait a minute, wait a minute. What if it's porn. Ok. Belgian chocolatier obsessed with his craft but also gay sex visits a dive bar and gets lost in a backroom-style alternate dimension on his way to a particularly hole-laden partition. Emerging one year to the day later but having spent years inside The Unknown Zone, he's now utterly deranged, shoving Cadbury eggs into any literal hole in the wall, etc
@agonist and he's not just a phantom—this part is important—he's also pervy
@Colophonscrawl you know I do take erotica entries for culture hell
Hey man just real quick do you realize the reason the Wonka Experience went viral in the first place is because people think rushed-out efforts to capitalize on popular culture are laughable