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I'm always thinking about the The Body grinder. All my friends leaving the smoke session because I refuse to play anything lighter than Swans.

I AM OZYMANDIAS, THE ONLY POEM NERDS KNOW BY HEART

LOOK UPON THE IRONIC WAY I'VE BEEN IMMORTALIZED DESPITE MY DOWNFALL, AND DESPAIR

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Entertaining a fantasy where a Music Guy gets me to listen to American Football and after two songs I take out my earbuds (he insisted I should use his high quality headphones but I said earbuds are fine until he gave up) and say "this is pretty gay"

Every judo throw is called Big Arm Toss and every jiujitsu lock is called Smith And Wesson Choke

So much like dating a cat with a penchant for doorstep offerings

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