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Being horny on the computer will have you saying shit like "vestements" and "covenant"

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TIRED: eager, interested footjob

WIRED: bored, disinterested footjob

INSPIRED: special interested footjob (I put my toes on your dick and explain the birth of Slaanesh and the fall of the Eldar empire while you beg permission to cum to anything else)

The only thing hotter than having sex is not having sex

@JuneBoobs

@chameleondreams hey long time lurker first time poster, Awesome Pic Thank You So Much

I had the thought "if I was cis I would be so boring" and just had to stop to consider the depth of that lie. If I was cis I'd still be an incredible pervert

@lamb reads Pit Werewolves and passes out

@smallrabbit @rabies took you two hours to buy off the press to print this one? Getting slow 🙄

@lamb taoism

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@smallrabbit *proudly* I'm normal!

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First guy to cyber must've been like "Whoah"

You should learn a martial art for the self-defense aspect. You should learn a martial art for the discipline. You should learn a martial art to quell your anger and cultivate your patience but above all, you should learn a martial art, for the femdom

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