universal antagonist 👑🌹 @breeoche@shrike.club

people asking us what our default pluralkit icon is from have no idea how much i wanna answer "the video game where kamille zeta gundam shouts about teenagers fucking" but that might give off the impression shizuku is worth playing

i need to make more of my comic but turns out making hundreds of unique pieces of art is fucking hard

tumblr request im posting on its own because i went kinda hard with this one

la gauche woke is giving everyone speech impediments these days

having one of those days where im trying to express complex thought and it comes out as "yeah dont worry i... i know music"

this is actually what homestuck is about

woke ideology has gone too far. nowadays even non-binary people can have the immense privilege of not getting paid by ubisoft

after watching ~80 episodes of anime and 4 movies in the span of 3 months my dreams have now started following the cinematic language of the monogatari series. this is what being in hell feels like.

second favourite feature of french is how any adjective can be made into an insult by adding in the definite article

favourite feature of french nobody talks about is definitely how any noun can be made into an insult by removing the definite article

legit did not realise why people were looking at me like that until the pharmacist nervously asked me "so, uh, that bag? what are those for?" while checking to see if they had my T in stock (and for once they actually did)

*guy visibly holding a bag full of dead mice* why are people on this bus looking at me weird

ME: thats not what i meant when i told you you needed to get some sun
ELUSIVE: what do you mean? im getting suns *points at screen* look ive got 13

i told elusive living the past week in the dark was probably causing her depression due to lack of vitamin D and she started playing mario sunshine

MORE ONONOKI LET'S FUCKING GO

if youre jewish drink some water now

what do you mean i will end up with arthritis in all my fingers by the time im 40 constantly playing cat's cradle is a completely reasonable stim

who needs video games i've got a length of string and a dream