im the bird gay @callieroxy@shrike.club
furry cubed catbirdcrab, evil little man, 11 years lawfully wedded to herobrine
personal account: shrike club and its associates are welcome to follow req. others will probably be rejected
ICON + HEADER BY @BrushBandit
Joined May 2020
unironically THIS might be the thing that makes some crabs start to use maincord, which is hilarious
my proudest achievement of the last weekend was ensuring perhaps the longest term goal of the baltimore crabs as an organization: 
in maincord. to celebrate, naturally, we’ve been stacking them. #blaseball
im gonna be throwing rocks at the screen yelling about how they did martha so dirty
if i figure out how to stream stuff i could get us rewatching some old episodes . the good shit
shrike club doctor who watchparty when
https://www.twitch.tv/crabridged about to pinch hit cast a random blaseball game for charity
i helped raise $1000 for legal support for the baltimore area BLM movement in two days and goddamn, that's really something
ONE THOUSAND DOLLARS RAISED
got to announce a crabs player's induction into the hall of fame, hours before the proper announcement, during the big crabs charity event. feels good man
im the bird gay
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im the bird gay
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BLASEBALL: CRABRIDGED is a four day event recapping some of Blaseball's best games. Enjoy commentary by game casters from around the league as we raise money for Baltimore Action Legal Team! https://www.twitch.tv/crabridged #blaseball
im the bird gay
stabbed
god saves his silliest battles for his funniest clowns…. 🤡
full on waving her arms and shouting. one for the history books for sure
furry cubed catbirdcrab, evil little man, 11 years lawfully wedded to herobrine
personal account: shrike club and its associates are welcome to follow req. others will probably be rejected
ICON + HEADER BY @BrushBandit
Joined May 2020
