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heard a slam at the door while i was in the shower and i shouted out "hello?" and i heard someone who sounded kind of tipsy say "hey do you have a bottle opener we could borrow" and i said "yeah" and then they said "do you also have a corkscrew?" and i said "no sorry" and then i heard a slam on the wall and then "FUCK" and left and i still have the bottle opener here....did they want it. or

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