Littles of the world, we must follow in the footsteps of those luddites who smashed the clocks upon their revolution, and do away with the tyranny of the calendar. Childhood as dictated by age groups is simply a normalisation of the labour pipeline from schooling to industry, that we are only free to enjoy the world in captivity until we become its wardens. In the free world, we will all be watching Bluey past our bedtimes.