Horse Moment @dog@shrike.club

not a joke can i get some gender counsel

rest in magic queen

if you're making a kink comparison and need to specify that it's non-sexual then there's probably a better less abstract comparison you could be making

literally any game with combat could be described as "non-sexual CNC" this is useless

just saw someone refer to among us as "non-sexual CNC" which is maybe the least useful descriptor of anything ever

also check cameras whenever you can theres literally no reason not to check cameras for a few seconds

like if someone passes you in a hallway remember that until you see them again

my tip is that you dont need a photographic memory you just need to focus on remembering someone if you see them and think about if its sus (like for example, exiting from the left of medbay on the first map instead of the right, its likely they came from vents since the tasks are on the right)

im so good at sleuthing people in among us its literally getting me ejected for being "too right"

like when i say comically i really do mean comically i can't imagine a brand more hyperbolic than walmart being involved with this

americans couldn't conceptualise the idea of tiktok existing outside of their capitalist "free market" system and required it to be almost comically involved within it to allow it to continue to exist, lest it simply disappear, somehow. capitalist realism

walmart having joint ownership of tiktok with oracle makes me feel like mark fisher

we have 4 excellent batters now

tigers got a good deal out of this election

everyones too cis and scared to draw undyne with broad shoulders, big hands, flat chest but there are real ones like this person out there for us

this is the best undyne fanart i've seen https://twitter.com/Preqame/status/1239720810400698368?s=19

i get a lot of skin buildup on my left foot specifically my left big toe due to the way my disability makes me walk and its bothered me for years because it would rip socks and stuff and after 5 minutes of a £1 pumice stone its just gone. my toe is soft and comfortable again

can confirm pumice stones are not a scam holy shit

heard a slam at the door while i was in the shower and i shouted out "hello?" and i heard someone who sounded kind of tipsy say "hey do you have a bottle opener we could borrow" and i said "yeah" and then they said "do you also have a corkscrew?" and i said "no sorry" and then i heard a slam on the wall and then "FUCK" and left and i still have the bottle opener here....did they want it. or