HOW TO INTERACT WITH A SHRIKE CLUB MEMBER: A GUIDE FOR FEDERATED BIRDWATCHERS
1. Don't make any sudden movements or loud noises. You may be interpreted as a bird of prey and get banned.
2. Shrike club member calls can range from a variety of English language words or phrases such as "fag" or "#shrikeclub". Use this to your advantage.
3. Try to limit your ability to be impaled.
You're in a desert, walking along in the sand, when all of a sudden you look down and see a piece of bread. You reach down and you put two pieces of bread on top of it. The bread lays in the sun, trying to fit back into a structure, but it can't. Not without you calling it a sandwich. But you're not calling it that.
"Who will blame him if he does homage to the beauty of the world?”
Elspeth (but you may call me Elsie).
Live and remain ever rustless✨
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