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HOW TO INTERACT WITH A SHRIKE CLUB MEMBER: A GUIDE FOR FEDERATED BIRDWATCHERS

1. Don't make any sudden movements or loud noises. You may be interpreted as a bird of prey and get banned.

2. Shrike club member calls can range from a variety of English language words or phrases such as "fag" or "". Use this to your advantage.

3. Try to limit your ability to be impaled.

Bro. Bro. You have GOT to try this new flavour of Coco Colo. It's cherrum vanillus my dude. It's packed with Vitality D and Calculus. My bro, my most beloved bro. If you can't try my Coco Colo I'll be really upset. Bro. It's got Café and Spiders. Try my Coco Colo bro.

everyday recently ive been getting up and trying to let everything in the future hit me at once and i get so >w< about it

it's me boy raffine speaking to you from inside your graveyard!

listen to me boy. leave the hand, we don't need it! cast me and play my games, we'll have mono white times in... space!

you NEED my +1/+1 boy, your free will is an illusion

POPPED OFF TWO MECHTITANS IN ONE GAME WITH TEZZERET'S EMBLEM

SEE:
[[Tezzeret, Betrayer of Flesh]]
[[Mechtitan Core]]
[[Mechtitan]] (<- idk if this one will work)

nillin has drawn cotton's ownerless design and shes fucking crazy dude. thats an evil

SOS: does anyone have the image of the cat in a velvet gown that says "full of aged cheese and fine wine". he has a funny determined expression.

if you do not please boost this.

WE NEED TO FIND THIS CAT!!!!!

selfie, theres a nipple oh no! 

no apologies for the hair. babylon's finest.

You're in a desert, walking along in the sand, when all of a sudden you look down and see a piece of bread. You reach down and you put two pieces of bread on top of it. The bread lays in the sun, trying to fit back into a structure, but it can't. Not without you calling it a sandwich. But you're not calling it that.

A lone bird from Ukraine has been going around pecking out the eyes of Russian soldiers. Some are calling it "The Chicken of Kiev"...

[[Rabbit Battery]] just saved my ass in a draft game lol

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SHRIKE CLUB

ONLY CREATE ACCOUNT IF YOU PERSONALLY KNOW AN ADMINISTRATOR, AND IDENTIFY YOURSELF IN YOUR APPLICATION. YOU DO NOT NEED A SHRIKE CLUB ACCOUNT TO FOLLOW SHRIKE CLUB USERS. A PERSONAL FEDERATED SOCIAL MEDIA INSTANCE FOR SMALL CARNIVOROUS BIRDS BY SMALL CARNIVOROUS BIRDS