Horse Moment @dog@shrike.club

weee ooo i am turncloaking the party
wuh oh i am joining frontier's edge
i just developed ideology
and this is causing a lot of problems for everyone

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wurmple

me turning 24 years old: fuck yes i can't wait to swallow small toys and plastic objects

me turning 4 years old: fuck yes i can't wait to swallow small toys and plastic objects

as the world's first plastic cyborg (as classified by a group of medical experts), my opinion is, maybe if these overbearing nanny state liberals would remove the ages 3 and under labels on small toys, perhaps our children would be ready for our new world.

little do those big corporations know, i've been microdosing on microplastics for years to build up an immunity. why, ever since i was 3 years old, i've been putting plastics in my mouth and swallowing them, all to become a super soldier in this age of global climate change. have at me, ozone warriors!

the black parade is when you cheer on your friends who had an emo phase when MCR releases a new single

best common breakfast meal component go

stab to scare a red player

thanks derpy

i swear you'll see a video of a trans woman twirling a skirt for the first time and be overjoyed about it and people in the comments will go ":/ terrible precedent we're setting that women have to the feminine" actually kill yourself i think

i'm going to bash every motherfucker who talks about gender stereotypes under a transfem's selfies' heads in with a tire iron

these new mana rocks are getting ridiculous.

you're only a cinophile if you like films released in the last 5-12 years, if they're older than that it's technically kinophilia

4. when you report one of our posts we all see it and don't remove it and we all sit around in a circle and laugh at you. we print out a little picture of your icon and write "dumb" and "lmao" on it. then we all post the offending post at the same time too. eugen can't do anything about it because his magic influence doesn't extend this far