they/shes will add an extra chapter to the count of their pornfic, already five times the length of The Odyssey, in order to include the entire backstory of a character who is dead before the story begins. Just Because.
you have to meet THE DEAD WIFE. she's very nice. you have to understand.
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I think the actual story is bleak enough that most commenters will correctly infer that I'm not writing this because the wife is gonna show up, alive, and become relevant. This is for my own sick enjoyment. Exclusively.
