CHILD: can I write cannibalism on my poster about deep sea fish?? in like, really big letters? on the top??
ME: Well, the main office wants to put these up in the hall.
HER: 🥺
ME: Yeah, you know what, go ahead.
HER: (SPELLS IT APOCALYPTICALLY WRONG IN SHARPIE)
I love them very much.
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THE BOY SITTING NEXT TO HER: Hey Captain Lastname, you know what - what “CANABLISM” is? ‘Cause she thinks she does.
