Dark Age of the Futanari @foxoplasmosis@shrike.club

spring onions

Madotsuki's Hellish Math Class

bitches are jealous of my phone perfectly weighted for juggling between my hands at hihg speed

Ever since I won the lottery I've had nothing but chicken.

sighs wistfully... you know? pinkie pie would have /loved/ chaccaron maccaron..

have you listened to route 113 today. now you should :) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wfARFF9S5Jg

gangnam style was 12 years ago

@multiocular

FREE STATE OF NEWARK

do not fret, my friend. please, let us turn to the good book for advice. let us see what Twilight Sparkle learned from this situation.

you.. YOU would tell me to finish up in here? i'm... (various loose toiletries lift directly upwards into the air) PEEING!!!!!!!!!! (they launch outwards as deadly projectiles)

no true yorksman

rent in new york is getting crazy. my roommate lives in a google docs

so awesome that this guy continues to be in on what's hip and trendy from 2004

The kid will be thrown in the blue room where he will be with the blue entity.

#churging my #jopple #wotch

there is in fact an evil chocolate maker who lives in the walls. his name is far from unknown. you know him as Amaury Guichon.