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You know the gay bastard that kidnapped his daughter and took over the narrative? Congrats! To celebrate 10-25, you can now have him as a 3-inch sticker. Each Dirk you order comes with a free little freak-of-nature (his son???)

DM me for paypal or hit up my storenvy! storenvy.com/products/31137259

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@ghostrally I FORGOT TO PUT THE PRICE LIKE A DUMMY BUT ITS $4 FOR REGULAR AND $5 FOR HOLO

if you don’t like dirk just buy a sticker and give it to someone you don’t like, win-win for the both of us

hm. i really thought that the little abomination sticker was a nice touch. i’m excited to keep making more stickers this week and get everything printed but man, i really didn’t expect this one to flop as much as it did. i’m still happy i got a couple orders tho! it’s a start.

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