You know the gay bastard that kidnapped his daughter and took over the narrative? Congrats! To celebrate 10-25, you can now have him as a 3-inch sticker. Each Dirk you order comes with a free little freak-of-nature (his son???)
DM me for paypal or hit up my storenvy! https://www.storenvy.com/products/31137259-ultimate-dirk-sticker
@ghostrally I FORGOT TO PUT THE PRICE LIKE A DUMMY BUT ITS $4 FOR REGULAR AND $5 FOR HOLO