You know the gay bastard that kidnapped his daughter and took over the narrative? Congrats! To celebrate 10-25, you can now have him as a 3-inch sticker. Each Dirk you order comes with a free little freak-of-nature (his son???)
DM me for paypal or hit up my storenvy! https://www.storenvy.com/products/31137259-ultimate-dirk-sticker
hm. i really thought that the little abomination sticker was a nice touch. i’m excited to keep making more stickers this week and get everything printed but man, i really didn’t expect this one to flop as much as it did. i’m still happy i got a couple orders tho! it’s a start.